sexylibrarian1:

aughtpunk:

ludwigplayingthetrombone:

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

Need immediately please

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toujours-fidele:

olivialovesleggings:

good-intentixns:

the-treasures-untold:

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

oh god why is this me lol help

I’m so glad this came back into my life

ahahahahahahah omg 

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a-radioactive-platypus:

jayykesley:

slav-orson-krennic:

trashcanbees:

kompanie-mutter:

trashcanbees:

pain-and-missouri:

volcel-official:

wolsey-did-nothing-wrong:

pain-and-missouri:

wolsey-did-nothing-wrong:

pain-and-missouri:

Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?

Yes

That raises another question: do centaurs have human or horse genitals? Or both?

Horse.

Then the question is, would it be morally acceptable for a centaur to mate with a normal horse

And what would the offspring be like?

I hate all of this

This is the last thing you see before you die

Ok everyone we found it. The worst post

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